Have you been up at night worrying about being a “no-coiner”, one of the many billions of people around the world despised by bitcoin enthusiasts for owning no cryptocurrency at all? If so, I have good news for you. You need worry no more. You are very probably not a no-coiner. You may in fact be a “hodler” – crypto speak for someone, like me, who holds bitcoin for the very long term.

How did this wonderful thing happen to you? Via any passive (and most active) exposure you have to the US stockmarket.